No Drugs, No Alcohol - Just Plain Good Old 'Whacko'!! - Video

There were apparently no drugs or alcohol inspiring this guy's behavior - just a good old dose of 'crazy'! However, according to the offender he has never been diagnosed with any mental health condition.

I'm guessing he could have chosen a more 'dance friendly' radio station

So what drove Christian Radecki of Cape Coral to first bump his car into the back of a Lee County Sheriff's Office marked patrol vehicle, then start dancing on the vehicle's roof to Hall & Oates' "Rich Girl" and Supertramp's "Goodbye Stranger"?

According to the Cape Coral Police report, Radecki said it all began when a "woman with fangs" came to his door, threatening that a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires. "Therefore, Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children," the report states.

WAIT A SECOND??!! - no mental health conditions?

Redecki, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested on April 7th for Disturbing the Peace and Criminal Mischief after neighbors called police.

The leaked surveillance video shows the boogie fever, Redecki breaking the patrol car's windscreen wipers and the final apprehension by police as he tries to steal a neighbor's flag.

He was transported to Cape Coral Hospital for medical clearance, then transferred to the Lee County Justice Center in apparent good health.

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